HERE ARE SOME OF THE COMEDY QUOTES :

   1.BOY : I want to share everything with you .

    GIRL: lets start with your bank account .

   2. computer : press any key to continue

      man : where is the 'any' key in the keyboard ?

   3.santa : why havent they sent any woman to the moon .

     banta : coz there are no malls yet constructed.

   4.joe : i have ost my dog .

     mark: have you tried putting any message on the internet.

     joe : dont be silly , my dog never reads E-mais .

   5. mother : Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything .

      daughter : thats why i say she is no good.

 

 

Posted by Poojita Suri at Sat,Nov 1st 2008. 5 comments. Post Comment